BOOM! Said the Dynamite!

Yo – My First Blog (Edited after writing several already)

Man, I hate trends.  I loathe them in fact.  But lets face it, in this world, there probably isn’t a better hobby than following them.  You appear hip in the eyes of hipsters and wealthy in the eyes of poor people.  Man, I hate poor people.  I loathe them in fact.  But lets face it, in this world, there probably isn’t a better hobby that being one.  All of that aside, call me a blogger once, and I kill you.  No questions asked, no deliberation.  Just a straight ass kicking and an awful lot of crying from you.  I don’t want to seem ironic by making fun of the very thing I do, but I just don’t want to be considered a blogger.  Maybe a humorist.  A satirist.  A bad ass motherfucker?  All of these are more asthetically pleasing to my eyes than ‘blogger’.  There’s a lot of assholes out there writing blogs.  Why should you give a shit?  Because they listen to Dave Matthews Band? Or DMB as they call it?  Its funny how the acronym for Dave Matthews Band looks like DUMB, minus the u. I’d figure it’d look like VAG. 

I know that this is an awful lot of words for the simple, feeble minded readers to digest, but bear with me.  This is a website for me to air out all of my ideas that I think are funny and/or stupid.  I’m not here to be a serious ‘blogger’, because thats fucking retarded.  Lets face it.  Who gives a shit.  Why would I read your bullshit article, without lauging at least once, intentionally. I don’t feel important.  I’m far from it.  But I’m going out in style.  This website is a big ‘Fuck You’ to everything I hate, which is everything. 

To give you a little information about me.  I rule.  I’m a music producer, screenwriter, aspiring director, aspiring porn director, aspiring porn star, aspiring former porn star, aspiring AID’s victim.  I can’t wait!  But in the meantime I write articles for this website whenever I can get to it.  I have a life so, if you do find my musings musing, sorry, I probably won’t update that often.  In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if I forgot about this entire website within the next couple days.  Don’t feel sad though.  Everybody gets writer’s block.  Look at Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

And that turned out fine.  See, this might be a good thing anyway.