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Some dumb-ass blonde removes fake movie website from fake movie website. Retards every where feel indifferent. | Aug 06th 2008
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I know I can’t be the only one psyched to see Tropic Thunder next week. The comedic dynamo (not sarcastic) of Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey Jr. is shaping up to be a classic (again, not being sarcastic). I’m being serious this time. It looks hilarious. A spoof of the movie industry that’s actually for people like us; people who gratuitously follow it. And, again, I’m sure I’m not the only one here that has kept tabs on the number of fake websites that have been posted corresponding to the new movie. You’ve got, for example, The Official Kirk Lazarus website. In case you didn’t know, Kirk Lazarus is a fictional character, played by Robert Downey Jr., in the new Tropic Thunder movie. In the movie, Kirk, as well as Downey Jr. himself, go under the knife to transform himself into a black guy for his respective role in the film. You’d figure that has to be the most controversial topic of this film. Guess again. Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller) also has a fake website posted of him. You’ll find in his filmography section, though, something shocking. Another fake website. And when you click on this link to said site, not only do you go to hell, after having your penis fall off, of course, you offend retards everywhere.
See, hidden in this gem of a movie, are a number of fake movies. One of them being Simple Jack.
Simple Jack, in which Tugg Speedman plays a mental handicap in the same tradition as Forest Gump or Chairman of the Board, is in the center of this controversy. Patricia Bauer, resident dry vagina, has blogged (oh my god!) against it, resulting in the fake movie website, again all stemming from another fake movie website, to be removed.
Goddammit.
How many pissed off, giant, retard loving, abandoned vaginas does it take to get a website, let alone one run by Dreamworks itself, to be pulled from the internet? Think about it. Aren’t there more offensive websites out there? Like the one you’re on right now? I’m sure there’s a retard porn site some where on this thing. Right? They lure the tards’ into thinking they’re gonna swim with the dolphins, instead giving them a mouth full of…See, isn’t there more offensive stuff on the internet to cry about.
There is some truly hateful shit on the internet (again, not being sarcastic). There’s websites devoted to the KKK, Al Qaeda, Alec Baldwin, etc. Why not take those down? The people running those are probably far more venerable to that than a website run by a major movie studio. In all seriousness I write for pure humour. If you get offended, I could really care less. I would care that you’re not having fun and taking life with a grain of salt (can’t believe I just said that). Making fun of people is what we do. I know certain people can’t defend themselves, but if they can’t form the words to defend, how do they know they are really getting made fun of? I guess it can be a naive question. I know plenty of “mentally-handicap” people that can understand when your making fun of them, and to be honest, they dish it out on me. To defend those people this way, at least the way that that sandy vagina above does, is, to me, more offensive than not defending them at all.
Here’s to, wait…what was her name? I forgot. I know. I’ll call her Sandy. Here’s to Sandy. Thanks for ruining everybody’s fun on the internet (sarcastic again).
Tags: al qaeda, ben stiller, fake movie, fake trailer, simple jack, tropic thunder, tugg speedman
23 Comments »
It’s a jungle out there. Become an ANGRY Trappist monk.
Comment by Anonymous — August 6, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
An ANGRY TRAPPIST MONK who was put into a position he should never have been put into and being accused of things he would never do.
Comment by Anonymous — August 6, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
I hope Elvis got “All shook up” and people look at Elvis DIFFERENTLY.
Comment by Anonymous — August 6, 2008 @ 3:55 pm
Although Switzerland a neutral country must have been under considerable STRESS from the nuclear blowout. AND I understand this country’s problem but don’t drag the United States a country with Patritic Citizens who bake their own food with new fangled cyber lights into it.
Comment by Anonymous — August 6, 2008 @ 3:59 pm
I believe the TRAPPIST MONK is still angry and will take some time to get over it.
Comment by Anonymous — August 6, 2008 @ 4:00 pm
How can A Trappist Monk buy real estate in the mountains if they are known for this and have their picture shown to many. Who wants a Trappist Monk in their neighborhood? Does Sandy understand the enormity of what she has done?. How can Switzerland right the wrongs concerning all the problems they caused the United States behind closed doors?
Comment by Anonymous — August 6, 2008 @ 4:46 pm
THe answer is they can’t. YOu can’t open a closed door. It’s sealed.
Comment by Anonymous — August 6, 2008 @ 4:51 pm
sure, i guess….
Comment by Cable — August 6, 2008 @ 9:16 pm
Sandy has not only ruined everyone’s fun she has caused damage to someone’s reputation and how can this be fixed? It can’t. Sandy should go on the diet I’m on. I’ve lost 5 pounds without out even trying. It’s lovely.
Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2008 @ 10:55 am
It’s risk v. reward baby. There are no rewards.
Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2008 @ 10:55 am
The United States can defend itself against Switzerland but is usually in shock when Switzerland or any country says something against the country. The United States thinks they are dealing with a WACKO. The United States is still reeling from this latest disaster.
Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2008 @ 10:59 am
The United States is the best place to live. There are so many attractions such as 6 Flags Great Adventure. It is so much fun. I like the mustache ride. It’s a keeper for LIFE.
Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2008 @ 12:02 pm
Sandy is the way she is – competitive- because she is a man. She would just want to do her best and not be concerned with others if she was woman. Insecure men love to compete.
Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
Don’t delude yourself – the truth hurts. Sandy knew she was a man. She could not just accept it herself so she hid it and did the opposite so know one would suspect. She had lots and lots of SEX with lots and lots of Men. A Classic Sign. Like gay men dating alot of women. All the red flags of her manhood were there. Anatomically she was a woman but all the competitiveness and being naked to world (total exhibitionist) were there. Although Lesbians are very lonely. Sandy hates herself. So much surgery. The Anoerexic Lesbian.
Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
People who are miserable want others to be miserable. It’s the old cliche Misery loves company.
Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
Message to Switzerland- The crowd at the Lifetime channel KNOWS. The crazy woman ( I guess they think she’s hopped on booze and pills) gave enough clues. They also know there is some type of alliance between Switzerland and the United States. They were being NICE to you. They finally realized what Switzerland went thru. Believe me the crowd at the Lifetime channel have seen everything. They KNEW. IF you want to believe your version go ahead Believe me they knew. Too many kwinky dinks.
Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
Giving money to the US is comparable to Adam Sandler giving money to Don Cheadle to be his friend in Reign Over ME. Finally got the Ottoman joke.
Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
The group at the Lifetime channel wanted Switzerland to Admit Involvement with the US. Switzeland held its ground and that’s why the crazy lady had to say something to break the tension. The United States was ready to lawyer up if Switzerland held its ground. The US wasn’t quite sure what was going on and they didn’t think it was THAT SERIOUS. The crazy lady just wanted to taunt and torture Elvis because Elvis keeps torturing Switzerland. Elvis shuld just BACK OFF. The Lifetime channel would have had to act if Switzerland didn’t say something. And again Switzerland would have been involved in obstruction of justice. Again another crazy experience. Although Switzerland probably got a kick out of what the US was saying. Always tell the truth or close to your version.
Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2008 @ 1:58 pm
Ha Ha. but still written up with a report of crazy ladies doings and all her family members.
Comment by Anonymous — August 7, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
The United States is not a technical savvy country like Switzerland. The US doesn’t have the knowledge that comes to mind to build a site for others. The US is very saddened by this whole situation. Sandy is too much. Mini Sand(wiches) love to go to Switzerland. Who wouldn’t? Switzerland is a fun country full of Chocolate(Swiss of course) and lots of laughter.Opening a closed door concerning nuclear problems will just land Switzerland in JAIL. Switzerland can’t go to jail – their a country. But the result would not be positive. The man power and money wasted on the nuclear situation would have been cleared up if Switzerland Said something. But Switzerland held their ground. Too Bad the United States is not A MEANY. They have alwasy been told they are TOO NICE but they like NICE people except for Alexander Haig who always complains. But they still love Alexander Haig – he means well. The United States is just sitting tight on this situation. Although this blog only stays up 7 days and wonders if its like MARATHON MAN to use other blogs in Switzerland? Tag -your it!
Comment by Anonymous — August 8, 2008 @ 10:11 am
P.S. Don’t let the bastards get you down. I’ll pray for you and the situation.
Comment by Anonymous — August 8, 2008 @ 10:11 am
The United States has trouble identifying the allies.Sandy wants to take down the spider web too. If that gets Switzerlands more rights to Mini Sandwiches maybe Switzwerland should. Good triumphs over evil. The United States has trouble sleeping and eating as well they should for being caught in IRAQ. Switzerland supports the Troops. Thank you! I don’t know how the US can help Switzerland except by becoming a Trappist Monk. Welcome to Monkville! It’s scary and lonely and someone even knows the water the Monks drink.
Comment by Anonymous — August 8, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
I support Switzerland because of their chocolate and their zest for life. Go Switzerland!
Comment by Anonymous — August 8, 2008 @ 2:46 pm